Teri Hatcher is looking sexy hot! The Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe Diet is really working for her! For serious! It’s the
Queen King of Pop working it in an Ann Taylor Loft blazer and pajama pants at the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas last night. I think we finally know what happened to Bubbles. Jacko is wearing him on his head. Honestly, couldn’t Raquel Welch fix Jacko up with a wig that doesn’t look like Little Richard’s merkin?
That being said, I’d hit it in a pool filled with Jesus Juice. Well, a hardcore slut likes variety and isn’t afraid to try new things. All you gotta do is close your eyes, hold your breath and do it for the sake of your slutty reputation.
P.S. – Click here to see what Jacko would look like today if he didn’t eff up his face.