Tim Gunn Would Not Approve

August 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Tim Gunn just doesn’t understand what Katie Holmes’ tight-rolled jeans are all about. Yesterday, he told People Magazine, “I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it.” I can explain it. Two words: BARLEY WATER. And Katie isn’t the only one in a dip. Tommy Girl is probably in a dip right now. A dip who starred in “Urban Cowboy.

Timmy went on to say, “She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she’s capable of. I don’t get it.” I’m so glad he didn’t say “make it work” once during that statement.

Tommy Girl’s sad clone didn’t wear her pegged jeans today, but she looks still looks raggedy. It’s over 80 degrees in NYC today! Her CPU cooling system must be working overtime.

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