There’s A New Fat Pussy In Town

August 28, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m a sucker for a BBP (big beautiful pussy), so when someone sends me shit on one, I have to post it. I would get a BBP of my own, but this is a strictly dickly household. AnyFOPA, remember that fat bitch Princess Chunk? Well, a second fat cat has found its way to the same shelter Princess Chunk called home for a few days. Meet Shamu, a 35-pound male who was found roaming the streets of Camden looking for a two piece and a biscuit. Shamu was living in an abandoned house for a few weeks.

The HBIC of the Camden Animal Shelter said, “He looks to be in pretty good shape other than him being grossly obese. When you look down at the cat, you can’t even see his feet.” Shamu won’t go on a media tour like Princess Chunk. Not for at least a week anyway. The shelter is giving Shamu’s owner enough time to claim his chunky ass. If they don’t, he’ll be up for adoption!

Princess Chunk may also find himself up for adoption again. The family who agreed to adopt him is now upset with the shelter for a couple of reasons. They don’t know why it’s taken so long for an adoption contract to be drawn up. They are also claiming Princess Chunk only weighs 22 pounds. When he was brought to the shelter, he weighed 44 pounds.

Hmmm….why would they be upset by Princess Chunk weighing 22 pounds instead of 44? Oh shit! They’re going to sell him to the cat butcher! Or maybe they already made a deal to put him on “Celebrity Fit Club.”

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