Robot Call Girl Double-Booked!

August 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Page Six has a little update on everyone’s least-favorite robot call girl who fucked up the chance of a lifetime. Sarah Larson has moved on from George Clooney and is dating some Las Vegas promoter who goes by the name of Joey Vanas. Yup, that tidbit is about as interesting as your first morning piss. Although, the first morning piss is pretty great.

However, Page Six also claims Robot Call Girl cheated on Clooney in Las Vegas. She’s a double-booker! Isn’t that a hooker no no? A rebel call girl! A source said that while she was with Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him with a media mogul.” Oprah! How could you do that to Clooney?!

What was Robot Call Girl supposed to do? It’s not like Clooney was lubing up her parts. I’m a little curious as to who this “media mogul” is. Although, the better question would probably be: “Who in Las Vegas hasn’t tapped her hardrive?”

Tags: George Clooney, Sarah Harding

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