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August 28, 2008 / Posted by:

That didn’t take long. Michael Lohan has responded to SamRo and HoHan’s response about his response about their response? I’m fucking confused. There’s so many statements being released through so many different channels. And White Oprah still isn’t involved! Coke got her tongue?

Michael released this butt fuck statement to ABC News. I picture his nostrils flaring and drool spewing out of his mouth while he said this crap:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins.

She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control? I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay .

Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life.That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.?

Give daddy a Midol and a warm compress. He’s out of control. And if that doesn’t bring White Oprah out of hibernation, I don’t know what will. White Oprah, show Michael who is the queen of statements!

Michael went on to say that he has text messages and recorded phone calls with White Oprah and HoHan. He threatened, “If they’re going to say I’m lying, I’m out of control, I’m going to show that they’re lying and they’re out of control.

He’s funny. Like he really has texts and recorded conversations with them. That’s not how this family communicates! They communicate through shitty statements released to the media. His “recorded conversations” were probably pieced together using sound bites from “Living Lohan” and “Mean Girls.”

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