Pass The Popcorn

August 28, 2008 / Posted by:

HoHan’s main muff diver, SamRo, put her angry gayelle fingers to work and wrote a response to Michael Lohan’s attacks on her MySpace. The butchie is so mad she could bite a dick. Okay, she’s not THAT mad. It helps if you read this while wearing a strap-on. Don’t ask questions. It just helps. Trust.

Current mood: bullied

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Shouldn’t her current mood be “gayelley“? I digress. Michael Lohan better watch his flabby, born-again ass! SamRo probably knows some major biker butchies who don’t fuck around. The lezzie fun doesn’t stop there! HoHan also posted a reponse to daddy on her MySpace. I’m sure she wrote this while doing the scissor with SamRo. These girls are talented. HoHan’s response is longer, so it’s after the jump. JUMP!!!!

Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

I’m sure Michael would say it to her face, but she never answers his calls. And her face usually has a fur pie on it. She should have said: “If you have something to say! Say it to SamRo’s fur pie!” That would make more sense.

And did HoHan say her mother has never sold her out?! Even White Oprah is laughing at that one! Speaking of, why doesn’t White Oprah have a MySpace? She needs to be in the middle of all this fuckery. Honestly, did the woman fall down a K-hole or something? She’s been so quiet lately. The earth can’t spin correctly if White Oprah does not release one of her epic statements!

I love this born-again vs. lezzie drama! More! More! More! The pussy ball is in your court, Mista Lohan. Oh and can Anderson Cooper also comment on this shit? My loins are awaiting his response.

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