Oh, Really?

August 28, 2008 / Posted by:

America’s new sweetheart? Sourfart is more like it. Now, I don’t know what “Supermodels Unlimited” magazine is, but I’m pretty sure the only place they publish it is at Six Flags Magic Mountain. This mess looks like it was put together in a booth next to the popcorn stand.

Do you know what I’m babbling about? When I was younger, one of my favorite things to do at an amusement park was to get my picture taken for the cover of some generic magazine. My gay ass would usually choose “FASHION” or “CUTE” magazine. Thankfully, I’ve burned that shit along with my Barbizon diploma. Some things are better left unseen.

That’s totally what White Oprah and Ali Lohan did. Or maybe thanks to the magic of the interwebs, they used MagMyPic.com. They should have went with “Vague” magazine. It would’ve made more sense.

Here’s more of 45-year-old Ali in that Supermodels Unlimited mess. Homegirl is in dire need of a Glamour Shots makeover.



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