The modern God of Water will host SNL. As long as he’s topless through the entire show, I’m in – Mollygood
Scary Spice to scare everyone by posing in Playboy? – Holy Moly!
Nicolas Cage is really afraid of roaches. Hollywood is not the place for him then – ICYDK
Vadge adds a chiropractor to her staff. Her roided-up vagina must be in knots – I’m Not Obsessed
Brad Pitt wins an award for something. Probably for being Brad Pitt – A Socialite’s Life
Yet another tell-all on Brit Brit’s breakdown – Celebitchy
Suge Knight beat down his girlfriend, got arrested – CelebParasite