Morning Wood

August 28, 2008 / Posted by:

The modern God of Water will host SNL. As long as he’s topless through the entire show, I’m in – Mollygood

Scary Spice to scare everyone by posing in Playboy? – Holy Moly!

Nicolas Cage is really afraid of roaches. Hollywood is not the place for him then – ICYDK

Vadge adds a chiropractor to her staff. Her roided-up vagina must be in knots – I’m Not Obsessed

Brad Pitt wins an award for something. Probably for being Brad Pitt – A Socialite’s Life

Yet another tell-all on Brit Brit’s breakdown – Celebitchy

Suge Knight beat down his girlfriend, got arrested – CelebParasite

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