TOP DUI

August 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Marcel Vigneron, the runner-up of Top Chef 2, was busted in Laguna Beach this past Saturday on suspicion of drunken driving. The foam lover was originally stopped for speeding, but the officer quickly realized bitch was wasted. He was arrested and later released on $2,500 bail.

Even though he spent most of Saturday morning in jail, Marcel still managed to show up to the Pageant of the Masters later that night. Drop and reload!

I have a serious question. How in the hell does Marcel keep his hair like that at all times? It always looks like he just got a shot of electricity in his penis hole. When he sticks his head underwater, his hair probably doesn’t even get wet. He comes out looking just like that. His hair is filled with FOAM!

And since we’re talking about Top Chef 2, does anybody have any naked pictures of Sam Talbot? It doesn’t hurt to ask.

Source: OC Register

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