The Twin Messiahs Are Fine

If your a reporter and you’re interviewing Brad Pitt, if you don’t ask how the chosen ones are doing, a curse will be placed on you. I’m pretty sure of it. At a press conference for “Burn After Reading” in Venice, Brad was asked how the chosen ones are doing. He said, “The twins are fine.” He then raised his glass of holy water, toasted and took a sip. Half of the room fainted.

When Brad said they were fine, he really meant, “They can speak 10 languages, they are on their way to finding the cure for cancer and they just qualified for the Olympics in 2012. They will compete in every single event.”

George Clooney, who was also at the press conference, was asked the question he always gets asked. When is he going to get married and have kids? He said, “I am so surprised to hear that question. This honestly is the first time I’ve ever been asked that question. I’m getting married and having children today.” Brad added, “And until then, I’ll be sharing mine with him.” Seriously, they should just get married to each other already.

Here’s the two old goats at the Venice Film Festival today. Brad, please burn that hat after wearing. Thank you. I also threw in some pictures of my favorite ginge shemalien, Tilda Swinton.