It’s nice to hear that crazy runs through the veins of the entire McConaughey family. I’m sure they also share the same bong too. In her new book called “I Amaze Myself,” Kay McConaughey confirms she’s related to Matthew by giving us way too much information.
In one section, Kay writes that her husband died doing sexy times with her. She writes, “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing But it was just the best way to go!”
When the paramedics arrived and couldn’t revive him, she didn’t bother covering up his nekkid body. “I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift.” This horny memaw is my kind of people.
She also admits that Matthew was a “happy accident.” After she married Jim for a third time (!!!), Kay didn’t know what she wanted to do with her life. “I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school? That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”
I need to find a way to marry into this family. They must be smoking some of the serious good shit. Take note, White Oprah. This is how a celebrity’s mother should talk to the media!