Jenny Aniston Is Totally Getting Married

August 27, 2008 / Posted by:

It looks like Jennifer Aniston’s Second Life boyfriend finally popped the question! He asked her while they were both flying across a volcano. He told her to go pick out the prettiest Cracker Jack box ring she could find. He’s the one. I know it!

Jenny Aniston wore a ring on her left knitting claw yesterday which means she’s engaged and knocked up. Right? Or maybe she forgot to take off the ring after her daily afternoon fake wedding to one of her cats. “This is the way she wash our paw….wash our paw…

Here’s newly engaged Jenny going to lunch with Woody Allen at Madeo. Woody Allen?! Jen! I know your options are dwindling, but Woody fucking Allen?!

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