Rant time! I can’t stand it when bitches carry their dogs around like this. Yes, I know dogs like licking each other’s brown eyes in public, but that doesn’t mean they want to show the goods all the time! That poor poochie doesn’t appreciate Denise Richards showing off his beef bayonet to all the photographers. There’s shame in his eyes. Just because Denise loves to show off her genitals to anyone and everyone, doesn’t mean her dog friend does! Rant over.
Yesterday, it was all over the internets that Denise’s reality show “I’m Constipated” got cancelled due to toilet bowl ratings. According to E!, the show hasn’t been chopped…yet. They issued this statement to OK!: “The show has not been cancelled–The series has performed well for the network and decisions are still being made regarding a second season.”
YES! This means more of Irv Richards! I’m still waiting for the episode where Irv sits Denise down, puts his hand on her thigh and gently breaks the news to her that she’s a total cunt.
And I think what E! really meant to say was, “It’s done, but we haven’t told the crazy bitch yet.”