Dear Christine Prody, It’s Time To Go

O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend, Christine Prody, has been through a lot of effed up shit this year. Earlier this year, she was hospitalized for busting up her head after falling at a gas station. A few months later her head and arms went through the windshield of her car during a bad accident. And now comes this shit. The National Enquirer reports that Christine and O.J got their asses kicked by his 39-year-old daughter on August 24th.

Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle, attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he’s not paying support to her mother, Marguerite. Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills.

The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, “O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding.” Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still traced the call and sent police.

A police report was filed, but O.J. refused to press charges. The article didn’t say how badly Christine was injured. With her luck, she probably has a fucking broken neck and a bruised bagina.

Christine needs to wake up and NOT smell the O.J. He is a bad luck charm. Since she’s been with him, she’s suffered a busted head, broken legs and who knows what else. It’s time for her to put her fake chichis on the next Greyhound bus. Destination: SAFETY! Her eyebrows are too beautiful to be living with all that drama.