What The Fuck Happened To Kelly Osbourne?!

August 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Kelly Osbourne left her house in London today looking like she just went toe-to-toe with Vadge’s roided-up vagina and LOST! Kelly wouldn’t say how she got the shiner.

Kelly, whatever you do, don’t blow your nose! My friend recently got a black eye from being a drunken mess and bitches kept telling him not to blow his nose at all! I guess it makes it worse. If you can’t blow your nose, how are you going to get the jizz out after facials? That’s my question.

Here’s more of busted up Kelly with her pretty boyfriend on their way to the doctor’s office.

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