The Troll Forgot To Wear Pants

August 26, 2008 / Posted by:

The sneaky troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen has the right idea. Why bother getting dressed anymore? Fuck, why bother washing your hair or scrubbing your genitals? Life would be so much easier if we all just rolled out of bed, put on some nasty chanklas, ate a bowl of liver spots and then headed out the door.

The sad part is that you now I have it all wrong. MK probably spent hours getting ready and her outfit totally costs more than everything I own. Althought, that isn’t saying much because I basically own a laptop, a TV, a coffee maker and a bitchy ass dog who bark a lot of shit!

I guess looking like a homeless runaway from the 90s costs!

Here’s more of that devious elf leaving a Radiohead concert at the Hollywood Bowl last night. She might be wearing some ripped up jean shorts underneath that flannel. Or it could be her pet worms coming out to play. Probably the latter.

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