The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 25th!

August 26, 2008 / Posted by:

My spaceship broke down, so I’ll borrow this bike
Now I’m off to find Tom Cruise, that girly bulldyke.
His soul I will steal and a thetan I’ll place
To ruin his life and the entire human race.
The aliens are coming, get ready for war
For Mr. Cruise shall soon be my dirty sex whore. – Xenu

Runners-up:

Alien: Well, this is far less humiliating then having to ride Travolta. – idiots drive me loco

When Paris Hilton’s panty pudding takes itself to the free clinic, you know she’s had a good week. – NYApples

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