I’ll Miss Irv

August 26, 2008 / Posted by:

This is going to come as a shock to absolutely no one! Denise Richards’ reality caca show “I’m Constipated” has been sent to the glue factory. It’s been rumored for a while now that the show was facing cancellation because the ratings were in the sewer. I guess not many people were into watching a hooker robot try and find a fuck buddy for her pet pig. “Pet pig” is not a code word for her vagina. Just clearing that up.

A source confirmed to The Insider (via NY Post), “The numbers started out pretty good – just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. ”

Denise can now spend her time stalking Charlie Sheen’s new fetus.

I am going to miss Irv Richards. He’s the pepaw I never had! I’m sure we’ll meet again when Denise finds another way to whore out her family.

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