How Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

August 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have ended their fairytale engagement. The two started dating back in 1993. They broke up after a year and a half. She probably couldn’t stand his long mop. They got back together in 2005 and announced their engagement in 2006.

Nicolette’s rep told People, “Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement. They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter.” Don’t you love how it’s announced right before “Desperate Housewives” starts again? Perfect timing!

Michael said he loved her, but he lied. And Nicolette wants to know how is she supposed to live without him? She’s missing him. He was her soul provider. But honestly, how can they be lovers if they can’t be friends? They had a love that was so beautiful. She’ll get back on her feet again. I can do this all day.

Seriously, how is Nicollette going to get over this break-up if she can’t even listen to Michael Bolton songs. He has some of the best break-up songs ever!

How Can We Be Lovers” will be in my head for the rest of August. I’m bringing you down with me:

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