It’s only a matter of time before we see Suri Cruise wearing matching jeans and sneakers. She can just borrow Tommy Girl’s Bugle Boys. Their practically the same size. Seriously, is this some Scientology uniform or something? Alien jeans!
These two never fail to creep me the fuck out. They give me throat palpitations. And Tommy might as well as wear his seven-inch platform pink patent leather boots (you know he has some) because his lifts aren’t very subtle.
Here they are whoring themselves out for some pap attention in NYC last night. They are always dragging Suri out at night. She wants to be at home watching “Small Wonder,” not bouncing around town with these two freaks.