Susan Lucci For The Win!
Erica Kane has been announced as just one of the bitches who will dance for some broke ass trophy in “Dancing with the Has Beens” this season. Although, they will have to change the name to “Dancing with the Has Beens and La Lucci…and Cloris Leachman.” Yes, 82-year-old Cloris will also shake her grand memaw crotch on the dance floor. Methinks Erica Kane and Frau Blücher will battle it out in the end! It’s the year of the memaw. I can feel it.
Even though Kim KardASSIAN effed up her foot last night, she will still dance! Does she realize that the dance floor doesn’t have a strip pole? Kim said she didn’t cut her foot on a glass coffee table. She cut it on a broken mirror underneath a desk. She said she tried to push away with her foot and got cut up. So I guess it is true. Her fat ass got all the brains.
Here’s the rest of the cast with who they are partnered with:
Toni Braxton (with Alec Mazo), singer, 40 – Expect a lot of super slutty costumes.
Lance Bass (with Lacey Schwimmer) ultra gay singer, 29 – Lacey and Lance?! I’m already annoyed.
Ted McGinley (with Inna Brayer) Jefferson D’Arcy, 50 – But can he do the Bundy Bounce?
Cloris Leachman (with Corky Ballas) Frau Blücher, 82 – YES!!
Warren Sapp (with Kym Johnson) NFL sports person, 35 – NEXT!!!
Rocco DiSpirito (with Karina Smirnoff) flaming chef, 31 – So there’s TWO gays this season!
Kim Kardashian (with Mark Ballas) amateur porn star with a fat ass, 27 – SKANK!
Maurice Green ( with CHERYL BURKE!!!) Olympic sports person, 34 – Eh!
Misty May-Treanor (with Maksim Chmerkovskiy) Olympic sports person, 31 – Maksim is finally back!
Susan Lucci (with Tony Dovolani) LEGEND!, 61 – THE WINNER!
Jeffrey Ross (with Edyta Sliwinska) comedian, 42 – Heh?
Cody Linley (with Julianne Hough) Disney whore, 18 – No.
Brooke Burke (with Derek Hough) big tittied robot, 36 – First bitch to go!
Fuckity fuck fuck! Just when my brains were starting to forget about that annoying mop head Cheryl Burke, she returns! La Lucci better sweep with the dance floor with Mop Head! And Rocco and Lance are totally going to do the horizontal mambo off the dance floor.