Somewhere In The World, Denise Richards Is Freaking Out

August 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are expecting their first baby together. You hear that? It’s Denise Richards’ screaming “Charlie Sheen’s baby batter belongs to me!!!” Ugh. Writing that made my eyeballs fart.

It’s true. Charlie and his wife of 4 months found out she was knocked up on Friday. They already issued this statement to People: “Ahahaha! We’re pregnant and Denise isn’t!” No. They said: “Brooke and I are thrilled! She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us.

Denise once said that Charlie had “prostitute tranny infested sperm.” Does this mean Brooke is going to pop out a tranny prostitot?! Pray for tranny prostitot because Denise is going to makes its life a living hell.

And I can’t wait for Denise’s response. I hope she fucking claims the baby really belongs to her and Brooke stole her fetus! I wouldn’t put it past her.

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