So Controversial!

That Vadge! She’s always fishing for controversy. John McCain’s whores are upset with Vadge because she sort of compared him to Hitler. Vadge’s “Dry & Sour” tour features a video montage of John McCain’s image alongside pictures of Hitler, destruction, global warming and Robert Mugabe. Obama’s image is also shown alongside Gandhi, John Lennon and Al Gore. I’m surprised she didn’t put a picture of herself in there as well. And what about Saint Angelina?! Vadge is going to hear it from her.

John McCain, who compared Obama to Wonky McValtrex, issued a statement through his spokesbitch: “The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time. It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits.” Blah! Blah! Blah! What did Cindy McCain have to say about this? She probably laughed so hard that she almost busted her botoxed forehead. She then sneaked another sip from her flask and then passed out into her omelette.

Here’s another reason why I miss 1980s Madonna. She shocked people the old-fashioned way: by acting like a cheap slut. Vadge, stop trying to shock us and just put on a beat up wedding dress and roll around onstage like your vagina is on fire. I miss that shit.