New Blood On “American Idol”

August 25, 2008 / Posted by:

A new person will get to inhale Paula Abdul’s Vicodin vodka breath while judging “American Idol” this season. Singer/songwriter Kara DioGuardi will join Paula, Simon and Randy as a permanent judge when the show returns for its 8th season in January. Eight seasons of Paula’s craziness.

Simon Fuller said they originally wanted four judges when “American Idol” started. Why?! They already have around 20 judges if you count all of Paula’s personalities.

Simon went on to say, “We are turning the heat up on ‘Idol’ this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges’ table. She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America’s most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show.

Kara has worked with Kelly Clarkson, Xtina, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Santana, Carrie Underwears, Brit Brit, Clay Gayken and more.

Personally, I think they should have dumped Simon and Randy. Paula should be the only judge. Just give her an open bar, a shady pharmacist and let her rip!

Somebody should let Kara know that she’s only there to showcase Paula’s craziness. Therefore, she should disagree with her as much as possible and also insult her dogs. Oh and it will help if she mentions that Bratz movie at least twice a day. In case you have no idea what I’m babbling about, clip below:


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