Jesus Does Not Approve

August 25, 2008 / Posted by:

A priest in Italy will hold an online beauty contest for nuns to show the world that not all of them are old and homely. Rev. Antonio Rungi of Naples said he got the harebrained idea from the nuns he works with. He’s lying. He probably got the idea from watching “America’s Next Top Model.” Thanks Tyra.

The “Miss Sister 2008” pageant will start next month. Nuns from around the world will be able to submit a picture of themselves along with a short bio. It will be their choice to pose with a veil or not. But can they post with JUST the veil and nothing else? I know there’s some naughty nuns out there.

Rev. Rungi said, “We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits. But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. External beauty is gift from God, and we mustn’t hide it.

People will have one month to vote for which nun they think can “be a model.” It’s basically the holy version of “Hot or Not.” Will the winner get a spread in the Catholic Bible?

Seriously, what’s next? A reality show to find the next pope? Devout Catholic Jenna Jameson (see below) can host.


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