August 25, 2008 / Posted by:

What’s the point of watching the MTV VMAs if Brit Brit isn’t going to be onstage whipping her possum’s nest around? Brit’s manager, Larry Rudolph, told Ryan Seacrest that she would not be performing at the VMAs. Ryan made the heartbreaking announcement on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. He said: “Britney Spears will not be performing at the VMAs this year. I’m telling you officially and unequivocally.” Ryan went on to say that Brit will be involved in the show somehow.

What a way to crush my Cheeto dreams. I was planning on making a Cheeto Chicken Casserole in her honor. Mmm…..Cheeto Chicken Casserole with a Frappitini. Delicious. Here’s the recipe in case you want to impress your special someone with something truly gourmet:

4 to 6 chicken breast, cooked and cut up
1 can cream chicken soup
4 boiled eggs, chopped
1 onion, chopped
1/4 c. mayonnaise
1/4 to 1/2 c. celery, chopped
Crushed Cheetos for topping

1) Mix above ingredients together and put in long casserole dish.
2) Crush enough Cheetos to cover top.
3) Bake in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.

Your mouth says yes, but your bowels say no.

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