Let’s Get Physical…..ly Ill

August 24, 2008 / Posted by:

What in Olivia Newton-John hell is going on here?! This idiotic excuse for a test tube baby must have found a way to achieve time travel, because it’s the only way this twat is going remember anything from the 1980’s. The 80s are officially DEAD thanks to this horsey whore. The 80s have been brutally massacred and there’s nothing left to take! She has completely butt fucked a golden era of my childhood! Not to mention that she’s flashing her pussy pad in the picture above. Close your legs and mouth!

Chrissy Crocker’s slower, manlier and fuglier twin sister shot an 80s inspired video for her shit song “Overdosin” in Los Angeles this past Thursday.

You know this video was paid for with a creampie, a half-filled bottle of Valtrex and a taint shine from Spencer.

And because I’ve caused you pain by posting these truly horrific pictures of Heidi and her pony crotch, I leave you with a video from a TRUE STAR! Heidi could learn a thing or two or three or four from Cleopatra1944! Feel the raw emotion pouring out of her thanks to too many wine coolers and lonely nights.

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