Best Casting Ever!

File this under: The best casting decision since Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates! Christopher Nolan reportedly wants Cher to play Catwoman in the third Batman movie. The world could always use more Cher, so this makes complete sense.

According to the Telegraph, shooting begins when hell freezes over in Vancouver early next year and Johnny Depp has already been lined up to play The Riddler.

Some source who has obviously been sniffing too much paint said, “Cher is Nolan’s first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.”

I can already picture Cher sashaying up to Batman and saying, “Meeeeoooow. How’s it going Batman? Ooooh Schonny Bono! Woo!” I also think Nolan should dump Depp and cast Elton John as The Riddler. That way the third Batman movie can be one big gay musical.