Aliens In Black

August 24, 2008 / Posted by:

They came in from the night………..

Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes were out in NYC to see “South Pacific” at Lincoln Center last night. Don’t ask me which alien robot is which. They are morphing into each other. It’s only a matter of time before Stepford Katie is running around in platform sneakers, jumping on sofas, shouting “GLIB,” and sniffing at Becks’ crotch every chance she gets. It’s fucking creepy. They probably have to wear name tags around the house because Suri gets confused all the time and calls Tommy Girl “momma” from time to time. Although, that’s what John Travolta usually calls him so it works out.

Speaking of Suri, homegirl is probably covering her ears this morning, because Tommy Girl is prancing around singing “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair” after watching South Pacific last night.

Here’s more of Tommy Girl and his elderly alien robot doppelganger wearing their sunglasses at night. And do you think that when Tommy lets go of Katie’s hand, an alien cries? Probably.

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