The Return Of The Vadge

The Vadge’s roided-up vag returned to the stage tonight in all its muscly glory! This 50-year-old woman seriously has a fucking six-pack on her gooch! It’s insane! She probably has muscles on her teeth!

Vadge’s “Dry & Sour Sticky & Sweet” tour opened up in Cardiff, Walsh tonight. 40,000 vadgeloonies watched as she thrusted her memaw crotch and flexed her veins. I better not joke. This bitch’s pussy bone could probably beat the fuck out of me. Shit, if Vadge’s pussy bone was in a fight with a tiger, shark and grizzly bear – her pussy bone would win in 10-seconds flat. I don’t know how she can hold that microphone without breaking it into a million pieces. It must be made out of Kryptonite.

Anyroidy, Brit Brit’s video played during the show as expected. Click here to see that mess. It’s nothing we haven’t seen before. It’s just Brit going crazy in an elevator and then saying “Tt’s Britney bitch” at the end. It’s probably just from her home movies. Vadge really should have gotten Chrissy Crocker to do this shit instead.

Here’s many more pictures of Vadge and her powerful memaw crotch. She also wore some heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses. More like Old-lita. Oh damn! Her memaw crotch is coming for me!