Jill Biden Is Missing Something

August 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Mr. Obama has chosen Mr. Biden as his main homey. Obama/Biden ’08! We’ll just call them BamBi! I like BamBi! They can call me Thumper! BamBi ’08!!!

Anyway, when I first read that Mr. Biden was in, I immediately googled his wife! That’s all I really care about. Michelle Obama is lovely, but I want some over-the-top glamour in the White House! Unfortunately, I’m not getting that from Jill Tracy Biden, Joe’s wife. She needs a Shauna Sand makeover. Nothing says “wife of the vice president” like a pair of exquisite lucite heels and candy pink lip gloss. That’s basically all she needs and she’ll be ready to go. Cindy McCain is a ruthless and cruel she-devil so Michelle and Jill must come prepared. Exquisite lucite heels are not only the epitome of elegance and glamour, but they are also a formidable weapon against pill-popping ice queens!

I also checked to see if Joe has any party girl daughters. He doesn’t, but his daughter Ashley (pictured below) is a known criminal! Okay, not really. Back in 2002, someone threw a bottle at a police officer outside of a bar in Chicago. When the officer went to deal with the bottle thrower, Ashley stopped the cop and said a bunch of shit to him. She was arrested, but the charge was later dropped after she apologized. BORING!!!! Give me some real shit!

Enough talk about these political hos! Politics gives me the runs. Below, I’ve also posted a picture of Joe’s semi-hot son Beau Biden. He’s also some politician-like person. I’d hit it.

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