Last week, Donald Trump’s wrinkly ass announced to the world that he was going to save Ed McMahon’s pepaw kingdom by buying it and leasing it back to him. Ed was only days of away from losing his house. Well, as usual, Donald was talking out of his toupee. Somebody did buy Ed’s house but it wasn’t Donald. Ed’s realtor told TMZ that Donald was outbid by a private buyer. Donald didn’t even bother submitting another bid.
The private buyer placed the offer after Donald already got all the attention. The Donald issued this statement: “Blah…Blah…Blah…Rosie is a fat slob.”
No, he said: “The other buyer has signed a purchase agreement….subject to many contingencies including but not limited to a mortgage contingency. Mr. Trump clearly would not need a mortgage and would be capable of closing this transaction immediately. If the other buyer should be successful in this bid, Mr. Trump truly hopes that they do the right thing by Ed McMahon and not have this 85-year-old American icon removed from the property.”
According to The Associated Press, Ed will have to move out of the house, because the buyer plans to live there. Watch out Shady Pines! Here comes Ed!
Donald Trump should have kept his dehydrated worm lips shut until after the deal closed. But of course he wanted to bask in the glory of saving one of America’s beloved pepaws! And Pepaw Ed needs to shred his wifey’s credit cards and then send the bitch to Suze Orman.