Cruella de Stone Traps Another One!

August 23, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Cruella de Stone has reportedly wrapped her venus fly vag around 24-year-old Chase Dreyfous. Earlier this week, InTouch (via SFGate) reported that Chase has been bragging to his friends that he’s banging the cougar with a heart of stone. I’m not completely sure, but methinks this is Chase out with Sharon last night. Couldn’t she have nabbed a 24-year-old who doesn’t look like a used car salesman masquerading as some Hollywood big shot. That suit screams Men’s Wearhouse clearance sale.

And if he’s 24, I’m fucking 2-years-old. Actually, that would make sense. I still piss my panties from time to time and I love Gerber’s Bananas Baby Food. It’s fucking delicious with a bit of rum.

Here’s more of Cruella and her not so much of a boy “toy” at Beso last night. Notice how Cruella is wearing animal print. That’s not a print though. It’s the skin of an extremely rare Periwinkle Snow Leopard who lives in the mountains of Malibu. Well, used to live in the mountains of Malibu. There was only one in the world and Cruella is now wearing it. R.I.P. Periwinkle Snow Leopard.

Tags: Sharon Stone

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