Why So Angsty?

August 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Pink, the bull dyke with a clit of gold, has a new video for her really angry song “So What.” While watching this shit, I can almost feel the heat from her flaming fish breath. The bitch is mad as hell. The song is basically about pretending like everything is fine while dealing with a break-up. Pink said the song isn’t about her ex-husband Carey Fart (typo and it says.) He makes a cameo in the video.

This video shows you how not to act during a break-up. Don’t get mad, get fucked! Some people tell you to “eat ice cream and watch chick flicks,” but I say you should eat dick cream and watch chicks with dicks flicks! That’s what Pink should do. Put down the chainsaw and pick up a vibrator! Her clenched vagina will thank her for it.

And I’ve always loved Pink. She’s the gayelle love child of Brigitte Nielsen and Tabatha from “Salon Takeover.“

Tags: Christina Ricci, Pink

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