This is some National Geographic bullshit right here! Aubrey O’Day is a walking Planet Earth movie. It looks like a big meanie snake swallowed a beautiful tranny swan! And Aubrey is just standing there, letting it all happen. Well, she probably can’t see anything since there’s two fucking hood rat tarantulas sitting on her eyes.
Aubrey came out at the wrong fucking time. She would have fit right in during the mid-80s. Back then we didn’t give a fuck that our pop stars looked like busted drag queens who would suck a small one for a couple of Tic Tacs.
With all that being said, she’s my fashion icon. Here’s Aubrey at the “Traitor” premiere in NYC wearing the outfit that will be seen on the “Fashion Police” section of every tabloid magazine from here to Zimbabwe.