Throw The Book At Her!

August 22, 2008 / Posted by:

20-year-old Heidi Dalibor of Grafton, Wisconsin was arrested earlier this month over a couple of library books. No, she didn’t stick them in her cooter in the middle of the library. She just forgot to turn them in before their due date.

Two cops came to Heidi’s door and arrested her for not paying her overdue library fees, ignoring numerous phone calls and not showing up to court. They handcuffed her, took her down to the station and then fingerprinted and photographed her.

Isn’t it a lovely mug shot? She looks so happy! She’s probably thinking, “I better try and look cheer for this shit, because I know this is going to end up on The Smoking Gun.”

Heidi’s mother had to pay $172 to get her out of jail. Heidi also had to pay $30 for the two overdue paperbacks.

So what two books did Heidi go to jail for? Heidi checked out Janet Finch’s White Oleander” and Dan Brown’s “Angels & Demons.” Embarrassing! Although, if that was me, it would have been over a “Choose Your Own Adventure” book and “Dazzle” by Judith Krantz.

And books are dangerous! This is why I don’t read books that often, because they get you into trouble!

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Thanks Madam Prince

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