They’re Walking The Wrong Way

August 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Why are they walking away from Jack in the Box? Isn’t the luscious aroma of a Sourdough Jack beckoning them? Oh wait. A Sourdough Jack is made with beef. I forgot who I was talking about.

Somebody got their hair poo-pooed on! SamRo finally poured some Henna over that toilet water blonde mop she’s been working for sooooo long. I don’t know how to feel about this. On one hand, she no longer looks like she has Billy Idol’s pubic bush on her head. However, her new hair paired with that outfit makes her look like a dykey nurse from the midwest who wears a pager on her waist band and drives a beat down Datsun pick-up truck.

And what is up with those outfits? Did they join some underground gayelle cult? Do they hold super secret meetings in Home Depot’s storage room?

Here’s more of SamRo and her lezzzzzzzzzzzzzbian lover going to lunch (not at Jack in the Crack) and buying dumb shit in Los Angeles yesterday.

Tags: Brigitte Bardot, Gayelles, John Travolta, SamRo

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