The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 21st!
August 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
In anticipation of increased traffic during the Republican National Convention, the Minneapolis Airport adds laundry service and an attendant to the men’s rooms. – Tyroan
Runners-up:
I hate to break it you honey, but those are not flippers, a washing machine is not a pool, and no, Micheal Phelps will not be impressed. – casiobeat
How to break up with Jennifer Aniston
By: John Mayer
Step 1- Put on her panties and heels
Step 2- Wash all of Brad Pitts clothes that she saved/cherished/sniffed
Step 3- Drop a shit in her dryer
Step 4- talk about it in concert forever and ever and ever (and ever) – markopolo
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