Get A Room!

August 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling were all lovey-dovey in Toronto yesterday. I guess this means they’re back together? Aren’t they just the cutest thing? I could shit! However, you know what would make these pictures even sweeter?

Imagine a cute puppy bouncing around Ryan and Rachel. Rachel picks up the puppy, thinking her day has gotten even sweeter thanks to this innocent soul in her arms. Rachel and Ryan coo at the puppy in between kisses. It’s all a sugary sweet picture. Then when Rachel and Ryan least expect it, the puppy bites off her ear lobes and rips off one of his finger nails. They both scream in pain as the puppy laughs and runs off.

Yes, I’m an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.

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