Flop!

Stepford Katie’s big Broadway debut in “All My Sons” is already proving to be a big dud. American Express card holders were able to buy tickets to this Lunesta fiesta a few weeks ago, but not many did. Ticket sales sucked then and they suck now. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that ticket sales continue to be disappointing. Or as Tommy Girl would say “ticket sales are GLIB.” I know that sentence doesn’t make any sense, but don’t blame me! Tommy Girl answers everything with the word “GLIB.”

Anyrobot, a source said that the show is in danger of closing early. A pr whore for the show denies the rumors, “That information is totally false. There is a healthy advance for the show, and there is no chance of the run being shortened.” That’s because Tommy Girl ordered his alien subjects to sell this shit out.

The producers have also put a MySpace page for the show and so far they only have one friend. And that one friend is Tom. Not Tommy Girl. Tom from MySpace.

There’s a huge reason why nobody really cares about this shit. The marketing department fucked up! Who cares about Stepford Katie?! Her frozen mug should not be on the poster. The poster should feature a picture of a naked Patrick Wilson, covered in baby oil with his hands carefully clutching his “two sons.” That’s what the theater-going public (aka the gays) wants to see!

Thanks IslandGirl