As expected, Gwen Stefani popped out a baby this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. E! reports that Gwen and Gavin have named their new baby ZUMA! ZUMA!!! It’s not known whether ZUMA is a boy or a girl.
Zuma is an online game that I used to be obsessed with. I would play it until the early morn’! But I would never name my baby after it. ZUMA?! I mean, I could see if they named their baby Zima, because that is a delicious drink. But Zuma?!
Zuma Zuma is also the name of a drinking game I used to play! We should all play this tonight in Zuma’s honor. Click here to read the directions. I would always fuck up on purpose just so I could take a shot.
Congrats to Gwen and Gavin. And my sympathies to Zuma for getting stuck with the name….Zuma.
UPDATE: People reports that Gwen and Gavin had a boy. Their rep also confirms that they have named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Say that five times fast. Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.