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August 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Earlier I asked when the hell Gwen Stefani was going to finally pop out her baby! Well, she’s scheduled to give birth today via C-section at 10 a.m. PT. In Touch reports that she’s already checked into Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles.

Unfortunately, we don’t know what color panties she’s wearing or what her arm pits smell like. The bitch who spilled the beans didn’t offer up those important details. But they did say, “Gwen’s so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy. She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back.” Again. Where did her fucking body go?! Why is everyone in Hollyweird getting possessed?!

I’m surprised Gwen is having a C-section. She only has to open her legs and sneeze. That baby probably can’t wait to come out. She’s going to pop out a second grader.


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