Jessica Simpson Is A Master Detective

August 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Carrie Underwears recently said that Tony Romo still calls her ass, but she doesn’t answer. Jessica Simpson said on a radio station in Nashville that she knows for a fact Tony hasn’t called Carrie. What’s her proof? She checked his call log! She’s a regular Sherlock fucking Holmes.

Jessica said, “Tony and I both laughed at that. We got a chuckle out of it.” When asked about if it was true, Jessica said, “I know it’s not true — I looked at his call log. I’m kidding!” She’s not kidding.

Somebody needs to school this frog-tard on the art of snooping. If you’re going to do it, do it fucking right! Don’t look at the call log. It’s called “delete.” Look at his phone bill online! If you don’t find anything there, text Carrie from Tony’s phone with “baby I miss u.” If nothing comes from that, then go jump off a bridge as punishment for snooping on your man.

VIA 13Wham.com

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