I’ve Missed You!!!

August 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The CW released this extremely short promo featuring the queen bitch of all bitches, Brenda Walsh! The video currently has around 1,500 views and 1,499 probably came from me. I’ve been skipping to the 4-second mark over and over again to watch her say “Miss me?!” I scream “YES!!! YES!!” each time. I think it’s making my dog barf.

In other Brenda Walsh news, this is a spoiler, so close your eyes and dream of fat dick if you don’t want know. Back in the day, Brenda left Beverly Hills to pursue her dream of being an actress in London. Well, apparently Brenda has become a famous theater actress and director who lives in London and New York. HA! Um…we all saw her “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” audition. She’s no Tallulah Bankhead.

Kelly Taylor, who is a counselor at West Bev, convinces Brenda to return to Beverly Hills to direct the high school musical. Brenda takes her offer and directs the kids in a high school version of the Broadway musical “Spring Awakening.” You have got to be fucking kidding me. Whatever. I don’t care as long as there’s at least 3 scenes featuring Brenda beating the shit out of Kelly. I want to see blonde hair flying. Brenda better punch Kelly right in her chipmunk teeth!

Tags: 90210, Eva Mendes, Shannen Doherty

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