It Must Be True Love

August 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Tater Head brought her supposed new man, Micah Alberti, to the premiere of “House Bunny” in Los Angeles last night. Poor Tater. I hope he’s not using her for her gorgeous looks, talent and money. I don’t think he cares about her thrilling personality! Or maybe he just has a chin fetish. Chin fucker! Whatever the case may be, I’m glad Rumer is getting her taters mashed. I’m sure they will get married and have dozens of baby spuds.

Tater’s mommy, Demi Moore, also came out to support her daughter. Demi is such a bitch. Look at how she’s almost posing chin-to-chin with Rumer. Although, Demi is looking a little botoxy in the face. And I really wish Ashton would just go and swim in a toilet already.

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