Brit Brit May Terrorize The VMAs After All

August 21, 2008 / Posted by:

In the picture above, Brit Brit looks exactly like this rabid raccoon that used to always knock the trash cans in front of my mother’s house late at night. That dumb bitch almost bit me once!

Anyway, Brit Brit may grease up her weave and jiggle her hog jowls at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. There’s already been rumors that Brit Brit was working on a performance and now her hairdresser has added fuel to the fire. The creepy mole tranny known as Kim Vo told E! that he’s possibly working on three hairstyles for Brit Brit. One hairstyle for the red carpet, one for the show and another one for her thrilling performance. I don’t know why he’s spending so much time on her weave. The three hairstyles are just going to look ratty, rattier and rattiest.

Hopefully, Brit Brit sounds just like this video taken from her Las Vegas concert a few years ago. This clip is actually pretty old, but it’s been making the internet rounds the past couple of days. It’s supposedly the live feed from Brit’s microphone and some say it’s a fake. I don’t know why they would say that? She sounds like an innocent angel…….who was attacked in the throat by a donkey, beat in the head with an umbrella and thrown down a flight of stairs. Beautiful.

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