Another Boring Ass Bachelor

August 21, 2008 / Posted by:

I applaud ABC for at least being consistent when it comes to choosing the next star of “The Bachelor.” They announced that yet another dude who looks like he came from a bag of Wonder Bread will be “The Bachelor” next season.

The 5 of you that watched “The Bachelorette,” remember Jason Mesnick as the single daddy from Seattle who had his oatmeal cookie heart broken by DeAnna Pappas on the show’s season finale. Jason even got on his little knee and was about to propose marriage to her annoying ass when she stopped him. Well, he’s getting a second chance at love. And by “love” I mean he’ll choose a girl and they’ll be broken up before the finale airs.

The host of The Bachelor, Chris Hanson, said that Jason’s 3-year-old son will “have to take center stage.” Isn’t that lovely? Whoring out your child for the sake of reality TV. White Oprah is so proud. She should audition for this crap. The show is going to need a resident drunk skank who can’t stop slobbering all over The Bachelor.

I am so ready to boycott this crap until ABC casts a dude who doesn’t have the personality of wet cardboard. I mean, Jason is a nice guy, but that’s the problem. He’s just nice and boring! He should be selling me life insurance, not starring in a reality show!

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