$250 To Party With Miley!

August 21, 2008 / Posted by:

I’d pay $250 to slap the highlights out of Billy Ray Cyrus’ hair, but I won’t pay that much to party with a prostitot. Miley Cyrus is throwing a Sweet 16th birthday party on October 5th at Disneyland in California. Mark your calendars! October 5th is the day to stay far away from Anaheim, CA at all costs. Miley’s real birthday is on November 23rd.

Miley is inviting the public to her party at the happiest whorehouse in America, but it’s going to cost you $250 a ticket. Proceeds will go to some charity called Youth Service America. She should also give ticket buyers a commemorative keepsake photo of her flashing her panties while giving her signature prostitot pout.

And what does Miley want for her birthday? She told Entertainment Tonight, “A car. I will let you know when I’m on the road so you get off the road!” Oh shit. She is the next Brit Brit and she knows it!

A car is fine. At least she didn’t ask for a camera. I’m sure she’ll get at least a thousand of those from pedos all over the world.

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