The Cheeto Diet Really Works!

August 20, 2008 / Posted by:

If Brit Brit can lose 12 pounds in 30 days from only eating Cheetos, Frapps, Valium, Diet Shasta and Lexapro then so can I!

Brit Brit is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week (AGAIN) and she reveals how she “got her body back.” It’s always strange to me when people say that. Where did her body go? Possessed by Starbucks!

Brit Brit claims she lost the weight from (ready for this?) exercising and eating healthy. Cheeto, please! The day Brit Brit starts eating healthy is the day the entire snack food industry crumbles into the ground.

She said, “My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I’ll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it’s not much, but it’s actually a lot of food if you eat the right things.” Translation: She drinks 1 Frapp and eats a handful of Cheetos a day. That’s about 1,200 calories right there. Instead of scarfing down 12 Cheetos at once, she sucks on one at a time. They last longer that way. I’m not joking. I do that. It works!

She also spends 10-minutes a day playing “Dance Dance Revolution.” That’s her exercise.

P.S. – OK! Magazine should really change their name to “50 Cents Less Than People!

P.P.S. – Here’s a clip from the olden days of Brit Brit declaring her love for her cheese god. Cheeeeeetos! Skip to 1:33.

Thanks James

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