The supreme deliciousness known as In-N-Out is on the cover of Paper Magazine. Oh, and Lily Allen is on the cover too. She probably didn’t even take a bite out of that shit. She just posed with it and then threw it in the garbage. It’s not right. It’s not okay.
Lily also had an interview with the magazine. But who cares about that?! Well, in case you do, here’s bits of it. Read that shit while I lick my computer screen.
Lily on drugs: “I’m not gonna say I’m never gonna do drugs again. I just know I’m not a good person on drugs.”
Lily on being drunk as fuck during an awards show: “I can’t believe I got in that state…Because it is totally not in my repertoire to do something like that. I’m actually a bit of control freak”
Lily on music: “I wake up every day and think I’m actually pretty bad at it. I work hard at getting better. But if this record flops, I’ll probably go back to school. I’ve always liked architecture.“
I’ve had enough! Will someone please just Fed-Ex me a double double! I don’t care if it’s moldy or covered in E. coli. I’ve eaten worse!